Friday, July 1, 2011

Please Don't Wear Red Tonight

"Please don't wear red tonight."
This is what I said tonight.
For red is the colour that will make me blue,
In spite of you, it's true,
Yes it is, it's true.
Yes it is.

-The Beatles, Yes It Is
I love this dress because it's literally the most comfortable thing that has ever been made AND it's tie-dye. You can't get much better than that. This is one of my go-to outfits when I'm feeling lazy because it's perfectly adorable and effortless at the same time. 

necklace: Old Colorado City: $10
Dress: The Arc Thrift Store: $5
Shoes: T.J. Maxx: $12

 My class has been going...pretty well I guess. It's hard to be creative when your mind is in a million different places, but I'm trying my verrryyy hardest!

Here are some lists we had to come up with:

Things I Love:
1. Puppies: their fur, their noses, the way they get all warm when they fall asleep
2. Thrift stores
3. Silly hats
4. Getting mail (but not junk mail or flyers)
5. Making douche bags cry
6. Having a good cry
7. Taking a really big bite of cake/ bong rip/ poop
8. Gourmet snack food
9. Fried food
10. Piles of pillows
11. Blank notebooks and slates
12. "Can I help you with that?" (But not when it's condescending)
13. Wearing a long skirt on a sunny day so I can lay on the grass without feeling confined or getting itchy.
14. Pantsuits and/or rompers
15. Eating a lemon

Things I Hate:
1. Sexism and sexists (they're different)
2. When someone eats my left-overs
3. When my mom tells me not to eat cookie dough because, "you'll get salmonella!"
4. Dieting (Instead of rioting)
5. Smoke alarms
6. The government cheese conspiracy
7. The imprisonment of nonviolent drug offenders
8. Getting shampoo in my eye
9. When people don't take me seriously because I'm small and/or female.
10. Christmas music in the summer time
11. Being broke
12. Losing things
13. Hot soup gone cold
14. When people assume my boyfriend is in charge of me
15. Being bossed around

Things I Do Sometimes But Not All The Time:
1. Steal nail polish
2. Fart in public
3. Pick my nose
4. Listen to old school hip hop
5. Follow directions
6. Remember to use Pam when baking
7. Ignore people I know when I see them in public
8. Bathe regularly
9. Remember peoples' names/birthdays
10. Pee outside and call it, "using the litter box"
11. Smoke cigarettes (only when I'm drunk, studying or stressed)
12. Feel insecure
13. Start unnecessary, verbal arguments for fun
14. Listen to my mother
15. Lie


  1. I love your lists! And your dress, the tie dye is lovely!

    --Megan//The Martian Tide

  2. I love your dress! I enjoyed reading your lists too. I love getting mail too - theres something so excited about getting mail that isn't junk!

    I just wrote a new post, check it out if you get a second :))


  3. You r hilarious. I like your sometimes list!